Do I look rediculous? Look at what my owner put on me. If I keep my eyes closed maybe I'll wake up and this will be just a dream. This stupid costume isn't even mine, its for Bob. Yeah, Bob! Its supposed to be an elf costume for Christmas, but Bob, that annoying new cat is too small for it so she put it on me. Well I think I'll see if the dog needs a date for Halloween cause lord knows how long I'll be stuck like this.